Tuesday 16 October 2012

Questions and clients.

I received today an e-mail with some interesting questions, about the magical drawings that I offered before.
"With the drawing that you did with attracting the opposite sex would it work with trying to attract a Wealthy Woman into your life? or would you happen to know any tips that I can make this happen for me? "

My answer was : 



"That is a good question.
The drawing I mentioned is just an average spell to make a person get laid more often. If you used it you would be perceived as being more handsome and attractive than other people and would also boost your confidence in this type of situations.

Attracting a wealthy woman is something very easy to do. 
However besides being wealthy there are at least two other things to consider :
1 - Attracting a wealthy woman that wouldn't use her wealth to try to dominate you. 
2 - Attracting a woman that you could feel  attracted to. I'm sure that you don't want to throw up after having sex, do you ?
So, a proper working would have to consider multiple factors, that only you can specify.
If you hire someone to do that kind of working you have to be absolutely honest. Otherwise you may receive exactly what you paid for, and find yourself miserable about it."



One other thing that we as sorcerers/magicians must take into account is if the client is prepared to deal with the change. If the client is not prepared, and we don't warn him/her that CHANGE is about to happen the result may be less than pleasant.
A friend (and teacher of mine), has made an amulet to a lady to help her with love, money and protection. She was also very eager to be a mother

A few days later she found a new love in her life.The LOVE.  The problem was that she didn't end up immediately with the man she was with. She got pregnant. Guess who's the father ?

Tuesday 9 October 2012

Welcome to the Revolution II

I have been asked several questions about my previous post.
I'll try  to answer them here.

Is your idea just to help magicians?
Hell NO. And yes. Most people, in spite of  previous training, will be helped.  If people do that ritual as explained they will perform a magical act and they may even become serious magicians.

Isn't that ritual too dificult ?
Huh ? People just have to perform it as indicated.

But it is an evocation of a GOD ! What makes you think that people will be able to do it ?
Good Question.
I'm quite sure that the first few times that most people do it they will be clumsy. 
However for those that do it seriously some things will help. The structure of the ritual resonates not only with Chinese Gods but also with Chinese Spirits. The fact that there are Chinese migrants all over the world creates a very high probability of the ritual attracting the attention of Chinese Ancestor spirits, and those are always a conection to the Chinese Gods.
Furthermore the ritual is build in series of 3s. If a person does it seriously, even if doesn't have any previous training, by the 9th or 10th time that does it it will perform it rather well. By then just the combination of focus and the heightened emotional state of the person will be enough to stir the curiosity of the Gods.

What the bleep  is that thing ? Heightned emotional state?
Have you ever talked in public to a lot of people? Or have you ever performed on stage ? The feeling of doing ritual is very similar, only more intense. That is what I call heightned emotional state.By itself is not enough, but combined with focus it is a major tool of the magician or magician wannabe.

Do you REALLY think that Tsay Shen Yeh will bother to answer and to help people ?
Well, I can not answer for him but he usually does. Besides, remember that I used the word revolution. If one or two people will do it  it is one thing, but if 20, 30, 400 or 5000 people do it, it is very different. The more people do it, the greater the sense of urgency that will be broadcasted to the Gods and Spirits

Can I use that ritual to heal someone ?
Sure. But remember to select a Chinese God of Health/Healing.

And will that God remove the health from other people to heal me or the person I want to heal ?
Nope. The Gods won't vamp other people to heal you, unless they have very good reasons to do so

Now... Seriously... You don't believe in this, do you.?  I mean, not REALLY.
Yes. I do.

Sunday 7 October 2012

Welcome to the revolution.

WELCOME TO THE REVOLUTION

The Portuguese government  has attacked it's people with the biggest increase in taxes in more than a hundred years.


The  result will be widespread poverty, hunger, revolt and mayhem.


But the average person can't do anything., and will be steamrolled by the circumstances.

Although times of crisis are always good times for the magical business, what was done on the last few days is way more than a consequence of the crisis.

 It was agravated assault with a financial weapon. 

For those that may think that I am exagerating, and that the situation can not be that bad, allow me to give an example :  there are police officers and military personel that can't feed themselves and their families. I don't know about you, but to me that seems pretty serious.

Therefore to help those that are in dire finantial staits, I am posting a chinese sorcery prosperity ritual that can be used to recover what the government is stealing.


Chinese sorcery ritual for prosperity 



Materials needed
2 red candles
Yellow cloth 
Wooden sword or knife medium-sized 
Incense Burner and incense
Bowl or cup of uncooked rice 
Small cup or glass with water 
Small cup or glass of wine 
A large ashtray or burner 
Yellow paper and white paper 
Red ink or red pen 
Bowl with fresh fruit 
One or more bills. 

Ideally the ceremony should be held in a room reserved only for the purpose. This is often not possible. Ensure however that you will not be interrupted and that no one enters the room where you perform the ritual, while it is being performed. Avoid wearing white clothes and performing the ritual at night.

To start the ceremony, wash hands and wear clean clothes 
Fill the glasses or cups on the table , one with pure water and the other with wine.
Place fresh fruit in the bowl or container 
Close or cover all doors and windows, to avoid interruptions and the iddle curiosity of people.

Light the candles and the incense.
Write the word TAO on a sheet of white paper using a pen or red ink. Place the leaf between the candles. 
Join hands in prayer position in front of your chest and bow respectfully three times toward the altar 
Then dedicate the ritual to the God Tsay Shen Yeh (this is the God of Prosperity, for something else dedicate the ritual to the the entity presiding over it).
Write the name of the Deity on yellow paper with red ink and place the paper between the candles.

 WARNING: Focus on the ritual. Do not waste your time and do not waste the time and good will of the God and benevolent spirits. If you are thinking of the six o'clock soap opera or the amazing backside of your next door neighbour do not begin the ritual.

Shortly after the ceremony is dedicated, write an application, that is a letter written on yellow paper with red ink, making your request. You can request a specific amount within a predetermined time, or you can request money for a specific desire.

Chinese people believe that for you to receive the money, it should be taken from other people, therefore I strongly advise that you request that this money must be taken from villains (gun/drug dealers, evil corporations and governments are good examples of villains). Recovering the money that the government is stealing from you, plus interests, seems like a very good idea.

Remember to be respectful in your request. You are not commanding soldiers, servants or slaves. You're asking a favor to the Gods, so once again, be respectful.
Write in the petition your full name, the date and place of your birth and sign it. 
Soon after write the God's name in large letters on the petition. Prepare then the sacrifice of money. Write the name of the God in red ink on the(s) note(s) and pierce the money with the sword or knife. Place it over the candle on the right side until it starts to burn and then hold it over the ashtray or burner until it burns completely. Do the same with the petition and invite the God to feast on the water, wine and fruit. I always say the invitation aloud. After a period of time that you consider appropriate (and please don't rush it, never before 15 minutes) prepare to finish the ceremony. Write a final petition, urging all the spirits that are at the altar (good and bad) to return to their places of origin, because the ceremony will be finalized. Sprinkle a few drops of water and wine on the petition, puncture it with a sword or knife, burn it on the the candle on the left and hold it over the ashtray until it burns completely. Re-join the hands in the prayer position and again bow three times before the altar. Blow out the candles and pour out the water and wine.

 Now ... Some considerations. 
If you do not have a square table to serve as the altar, use a bench or wooden box ... however ensure that the bank or crate will only be used for the ritual. This may not be possible with the table .
The Altar must be placed on the north side of the room.

Results and frequency of ritual ... If you have never performed this kind of ritual, it is the first time in your life that you're trying to draw the attention of the God. Be patient. He does not know you and may have other commitments. My suggestion is to do the ritual in groups of three. Do the ritual, one day, teh next and the other that follows. Pause for three days. Three more days of ritual ... up to nine groups of three. 


Cost ... Money is expensive and the smallest bill of the European Union is 5 Euros. Doing the math 9x3 = 27, 27x5 = € 135 Euros. Too expensive for most people on the European Union. 

My suggestion for those in Europe is to buy some $ 1 USD bills. $ 27 USD is not a fortune. You can go use several times the candles and rice. This saves you some expenses, and a cup or glass of wine and water, together with some fruit every day for the ritual is not overly expensive.

If you really can't  aford those 27 $USD, write a check, or use consecrated monopoly money.

Of course, I hope that as you get richer you will increase the quantity and quality of offerings.
I personally like to put the offering of money in a red envelope with the name of the God. Red is the color of joy and prosperity among the Chinese and it is good form to offer a wrapped gift. I suggest that sometimes you do this ritual without any request, just to make offerings to the God 
Why? Because you sure want to be more than a supplicant. Invest in a close (even friendly) relationship with the God.
When I learned this ritual, apart from the money the only mentioned offerings were incense and fruit. I suggest that on the rituals of petition you keep up with just that. But for rituals of pure offerings, vary ... I suggest sweets, hot soup, oatmeal cakes, toast with honey and lamb butter, chocolate, coffee, tea, anything but preferably hot. 

Avoid offering meat, fish and anything that has onions or garlic. 
Avoid eating onions or garlic before the ritual.

Some traditions say the that one should eat the food offered to the Gods after the ending of the ritual. Others advocate that they should be utterly consumed by fire. Personally and whenever possible I prefer to put them quietly and respectfully in places where they can be consumed by animals, people or other creatures in need ... let the Gods make the choice.
And that's it. Try the Ritual and then comment about it.